Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
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He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
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I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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