Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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