just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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