can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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