When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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