Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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