I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
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