i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
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We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
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No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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