i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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