I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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