oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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