I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
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He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
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A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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