These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
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Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
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And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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