How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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