I'm lost and stupid without you.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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