we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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