I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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