Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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