Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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