I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
