just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
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Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
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I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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