His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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