I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
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just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
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Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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