go do what you do best...puke behind churches
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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