well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
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He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
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He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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