He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
time to smoke my breakfast
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
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Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
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You. Win. At. Life.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
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.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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