when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
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Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
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I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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