I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
A bitchslap is in order.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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