do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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