It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
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If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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