I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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