Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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