how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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