Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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