broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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