Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I currently don't understand fingers.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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