she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
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She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
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Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
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