I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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