Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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