She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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