I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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