I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
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He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
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When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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