i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Found the puke drawer
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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