Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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