I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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