Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
And then he peed in my hair
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