He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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