I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Randomize
