hotel room ftw
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
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It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
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Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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