Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
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Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
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Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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