I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Is her dick bigger than yours?
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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