so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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