I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
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