Who wears a wallet chain?!
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
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