Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
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I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
What drink are we having for lunch?
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I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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